i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
He literally asked permission to hit on me
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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