If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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