at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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