The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She needs sedatives and a leash
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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