is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
When did angry sex become our thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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