He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
