i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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