somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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"I licked someones beard, because I can."
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Congratulations! We have a period
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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