Ambien. No doubt about it.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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