all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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