butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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