The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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