I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think I won the penis lottery.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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