Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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