Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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