She said her name was "party"
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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