Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
