Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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