she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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