is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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