She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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