a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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