The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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