The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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