So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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