Sponge bath it is.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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