I CAN MOONWALK!
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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