okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
