Yo dont text me then not text me
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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