You're completely useless in the revolution.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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