i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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