She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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