I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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