Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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