drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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