now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
My bed smells like the plague
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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