Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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