K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I'm gonna have a badass scar
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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