Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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