He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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