her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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