Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Even my vagina gasped.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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