"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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