what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
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I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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