Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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