Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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