So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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