i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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