I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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