he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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