so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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