erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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