IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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