we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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