Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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