I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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