Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
